DeerlyBeloved App

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deerlyBeloved: WILSON Father of two, one going off to college, but totally unmarried and single. Loves long walks on the beach and horseback riding. A hat kinda guy. He likes country music, so that might be a deal-breaker. He's not Tom Hanks.

( Wilson Davis| 40-something | M | Ladies in Bonnets )

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un: SuperheroFangirl

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HAHAHAHAHA

why'd i go with Castaway when i should've gone with Joe vs The Volcano?

[wasonayoyo]

........ What's happening NOW.

What is this, and why is this guy on my screen?

[Apparently, Tom Hanks isn't a thing for him.

... Weird how that is.]

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welcome to the wild wild world of Creepsville's favorite dating app!

so are you saying you're NOT actually Tom Hanks circa 1987?

[wasonayoyo]

OKAY, WHO IN THE Sam Hill is Tom Hanks?

That'd be the first thing I need to know in order to answer your question.

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he's America's dad! our most beloved actor! of course, that pic is from before he won any Oscars or anything, but he's still pretty cool.

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Ohoooo, I see. Well, I'm definitely NOT Tom Hanks.

No relation.

I guess I can't complain about being compared to an award-winning actor, though.

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[shepherdesses]

The picture's a little strange, Sheriff, but I think I can kind of see the resemblance.

[ is she even going to touch that other part of it? or wait for him to notice? ]

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BO

How did you find this page?
I meanN

That's

I didn't make this!

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[shepherdesses]

[ well, that was certainly a ride. ]

I found mine, so I figured you might have been affected too. Turns out I was right.

Whoever that guy is, he doesn't hold a candle to the real you.

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[wasonayoyo]

[He's too busy mentally blushing at everything, so he'll just.

Not mentioning he's oh-so-rosy at her commentary:]

I guess he's 'Tom Hanks'.
I keep getting my voice mistaken for him. Maybe he's the voice actor for my voicebox!
And for Woody's Round-Up. Boy howdy, wouldn't that be something?

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[shepherdesses]

[ now might be a bad time for her to mention that he doesn't actually have his voicebox any longer. ]

It sure would be.

Still, I think everyone knows what you really look like by now. [ and don't think she doesn't have Thoughts on that decision. ]

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[wasonayoyo]

You'd think that, but I still get all KINDS of interesting responses.

Possessed doll, blank stares, yells of surprise, the list is a long one.




Some are pretty pleasant, though.

I played Battleship with a gal at the diner! It was weird, being PART of the play.

As another person, I mean.

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[yodelling]

[Your best bud sailed you down the river and here she is now. She knows this isn't a real thing now- but gosh darn if this isn't the weirdest thing she's ever seen. She's not going to give him any little emojis or anything. Instead, she's going to be a little shit about it.

She's your sister, she's legally obligated to do this.]

Aww. Is this your humansona?
That's adorable
Also, we're not 40-something
That's some mighty big wishful thinking cowboy

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How does everyone keep finding this terrible page?

[yodelling]

Buzz told me it was here :D
I think he sent me here to distract me from his
He got squirrelly cause I asked why it was a picture of his butt

Does Bo know this is here?

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BUZZ


>:O

[He makes emotes, he's hip like the kids.]

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I don't think she knows about t

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nevermind there she is

[yodelling]

[Wow, Woody. So hip. ]

>:| BUZZ! Et tu, Brute!
Awwww!
It's okay, I reckon she likes you better than your humansona
She likes your face just the way it is

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[wasonayoyo]

It's not my humansona it's

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It's Tom Hanks.